Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
and you fell through a lawn chair
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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