I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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