I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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