what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
