Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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