YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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