Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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