You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just had sex bonerless
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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