i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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