How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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