1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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