I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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