Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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