better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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