What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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