somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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