that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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