your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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My underwear smells like fireworks.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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