what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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