He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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