How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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