too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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