I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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