4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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