turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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