i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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