I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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