I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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