Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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