I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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