yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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