She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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