he wants to bone in the snuggie
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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