I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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