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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa

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  what did you steal

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".

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  I am the king of creep.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.

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• (845): View more from New York

  brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low

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• (386): View more from Florida

  When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".

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