So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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