I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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