I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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