Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
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Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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