the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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