First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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