I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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