is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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