Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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