I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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