just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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