1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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