It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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