Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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