Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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