3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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