Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA

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(214): View more from Texas

did it hurt when the cum got in your eye

(469): View more from Texas

not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash

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(714): View more from California

you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night

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(510): View more from California

You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.

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(530): View more from California

Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds

(1-530): View more from California

Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.

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(850): View more from Florida

Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.

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(404): View more from Georgia

haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.

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(470): View more from Georgia

My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.

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