It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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