omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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