hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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