I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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