I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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